Raichious Review - Morbius
Morbius follows Micheal Morbius; a scientist suffering a rare disease who hopes to find a cure by experimenting on vampire bats. And then acts all surprised when it turns him into a vampire.
RAICHIOUS REVIEWS - MARY: QUEEN OF SCOTTS
If you wanna see “wokeness” ruin a decent premise,
then this is the pretentious movie for you.
RAICHIOUS REVIEWS - GREEN BOOK
This movie was pretty good.
I won’t call it best picture or anything, but pretty good.
RAICHIOUS REVIEWS - Amazing Spider-man 2
It killed its franchise before the first spin off could be announced,
and is often decried as the worst Spider-man movie!
And Matt agrees that it's pretty bad.
But why does he love it!??
(This is one of the most personal I've gotten with these reviews and it's such a relief to get my feelings on this off my chest. Sorry if it drags a little, but I wanted to go in-depth on this)
RAICHIOUS REVIEW - AVENGERS ENDGAME
Matt finally gets around to reviewing Avengers Engame.
Was the wait worth it?
Well, not for this video, but was the wait for the movie worth it?
The answer is yes. Yes it was.
RAICHIOUS REVIEWS - ANT MAN AND THE WASP
Ant Man returns to fight crime with the help of the Wasp.
Let the shrinky hijinks begin!
RAICHIOUS REVIEW - CAPTAIN MARVEL
The feminist takeover of movies continues,
with a review that Brie Larson doesn't care about.
Then again, nobody else cares about this review either, so not a big deal.
RAICHIOUS REVIEW - AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR
The big one that the last 10 years were building up too!
Was it worth it?
RAICHIOUS MOVIE REVIEW - GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 2
Matt reviews Guardians of the Galaxy 2
RAICHIOUS REVIEW - DOCTOR STRANGE
So Super Heroes can be Wizards now?
Matt checks it out to see how magical this movie really is.
Still a better Wizard film than the Fantastic Beasts movies.
RAICHIOUS REVIEW - ANT MAN
How does a shrinking superhero in a movie where the director quit half way through work?
The Director of Yes Man finds a way!
RAICHIOUS REVIEWS - GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
"IIIIIIIIIII'M, HOOKED ON A MOVIE!
AND I'M HIGH ON BELIEVING,
THAT THIS FILM IS SICK!"
RAICHIOUS REVIEWS - THOR: THE DARK WORLD
Well, we found an MCU film that Matt doesn't like.
But is there still something to like in this?
RAICHIOUS REVIEW - IRON MAN 3
Matt and Chris talk about the Iron Man movie where the villain sucks and he's barely in his suit for most of the film.
You know, the best one!
Seriously, this is our favourite Iron Man movie.
RAICHIOUS REVIEWS - AVENGERS
The Movie that kick started a hundred other films trying to make a cinematic universe.
And all failed without the star power of Phil Coleson.
RAICHIOUS REVIEWS - CAPTAIN AMERICA
Matt watches a movie about men with wings on their heads, punching Nazis.
This is why comics are awesome.
RAICHIOUS REVIEWS - IRON MAN 2
Matt and Chris discuss the BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT OF THE MCU!!!
And then articulate why they actually liked it.
RAICHIOUS REVIEWS - SHAZAM!
Matt struggles to come to terms with DC changing Captain Marvel's name to Shazam.
Also he watched a movie and talks about it.
RAICHIOUS REVIEWS - PET SEMATARY 2019
Matt loves animals!
But he has reservations about cheap Necromancy.
I mean it makes sense, why would I pay for something I can do myself. But then you do it wrong, and the mess gets everywhere, and your wife is all, "just hire the professional", then I scream, "I AM THE PROFESSIONAL!". Then you swig more whiskey and try again, and make a bigger mess, next thing you know she's gone to her mothers to bitch about you.
After like 3 hours you just end up caving and hiring the guy, so it's better to save time and cough up early.
RAICHIOUS REVIEWS - GLASS
Chris joins Matt into the eye of Madness, as we look at Shyamalan's latest messterpiece.
RAICHIOUS REVIEWS - DUMBO
Matt talks about a cartoon elephant and his adorable adventures.
You'll believe an elephant can fly!
(Originally an April Fools, with the remake as the title card)
RAICHIOUS REVIEWS - WELCOME TO MARWEN
Matt talks about Steve Carell playing with his dolls
(unlike me, and my rad Megazords! Totally cooler than him!)
RAICHIOUS REVIEWS - JESUS BRO
BUY OR RENT THE FILM HERE - https://vimeo.com/ondemand/jesusbro
I originally wanted to release this review when the film first came out (I had the old set and everything).
Even after that, it took a while to finish with everything else.
However, I wanted to get this out there to help bring attention to more indy films.
If you have an Indy film you want me to check out, maybe one you shot yourself?
Please, let me know. I'd love to see more than just Hollywood this year.
RAICHIOUS REVIEWS - THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING MISSOURI
RAICHIOUS REVIEWS - ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD
Matt reviews All the Money in the World!
Which is how much I'd pay to escape obscurity.
RAICHIOUS REVIEWS - MOLLY'S GAME
Matt reviews Molly's Game!
Personally, I prefer Takeshi's challenge but to each their own.
RAICHIOUS REVIEWS - JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
Matt and Chris review Jumanji Welcome 2 the Jungle
RAICHIOUS REVIEWS - HOME ALONE 4
Matt reviews Home Alone 4!
Worst, Christmas, present, EVER!!!
I wanted to do something a little different with this one. Might do this more in the future. Maybe. Or not.
RAICHIOUS REVIEWS - HOME ALONE 2
Matt reviews Home Alone 2!
How does the same s**t happen to the same kid twice?
RAICHIOUS REVIEWS - JUSTICE LEAGUE
Matt and Chris talk about Justice League!
A month late.
Remember in the last video when I said I was going to keep up with reviews?
RAICHIOUS REVIEWS - CATCH UP BUNDLE
Matt catches up on his film reviews.
-Flatliners
-Victoria and Abdul
-Blade Runner 2049
-Thor Ragnorok
RAICHIOUS REVIEWS - CATCH UP BUNDLE
Matt's busy so here's a collection of movies he's seen and what he thinks.
Please excuse the crudity of this review, I didn't have time to make it to scale or paint it.
RAICHIOUS MOVIE REVIEW - BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (2017)
Matt reviews Beauty and the Beast (the 2017 version).
RAICHIOUS MOVIE REVIEW - RESIDENT EVIL: THE FINAL CHAPTER
This movie is one of the worst I've ever seen.
I wish I was exaggerating.
RAICHIOUS MOVIE REVIEW - LEGO BATMAN
Matt is joined by Chris to talk about a lego movie, starring Batman!
RAICHIOUS MOVIE REVIEW - GREAT WALL
Matt takes a look at the Great Wall.
The film, not the actual wall. Though that's probably cool too I guess.
Also aliens.
RAICHIOUS MOVIE REVIEW - 50 SHADES DARKER
Matt lets Chris rant about 50 shades darker, because he didn't get round to seeing it.
RAICHIOUS MOVIE REVIEW - LALALAND
Matt looks at Lalaland.
Are the critics right, or is this another overhyped Oscar bait.
Also Matt finds his camera!
RAICHIOUS MOVIE REVIEW - XXX: THE RETURN OF XANDER CAGE
Matt looks at XXX: The Return of Xander Cage.
Will he enjoy the follow up to one of his favorite films of all time, or is it a wipeout?
RAICHIOUS MOVIE REVIEW - ASSASSIN'S CREED
Matt looks at the new Assassin's Creed movie.
Is this the game adaptation that finally works, or is it desynchronized on arrival?