I could squash you like a bug right now, but I'm offering you a choice. Join me. Imagine what we could accomplish. What we could create.

Or we could destroy. Countless innocents lost in pointless battle again and again and again, until we're both dead.

Is that, what you really want?

Welcome to the face of nightmares!

It's just rock paper scissors.

EVERY

SINGLE

TIME!!!

Something about this game seems...off.

Are we sure this is a Crash game?

Matt tricks Amish into doing nothing for like 20 minutes.

(I apologise for the audio quality for this episode)

Matt pretends that we're playing a game, when in actuality this company put compressed movies onto PS1 disks.

But don't tell Amish and Chris.

Press BBBBB for EVERYTHING!!!

Who do you think I am!?!

I hope that Senpai notices my special attack.

I'm so nervous!

Matt wants vengeance and Amish is a jerk.

The art of the Ninja relies on your abbility to add "Aroo" to everything.

Our search for a box begins.

Amish tries to relay the plot of Metal Gear Solid.

We chase an old man, and we may learn about nuclear waste.

We're are sincerely sorry for the conversation involving using genitalia as a pocket.

Matt fights a cyborg ninja, while Amish talks about Bloodborne.

Trigger Warning!!!

Don't say Zanzibar around Grey Fox.

Wait...too late

The panties are clearly symbolic of Meryl opening up emotionally to Snake; in the same way her ass is exposed, her soul too is revealed to the world, for all to see.

Also, Hideo Kojima is kinda pervy.

Well, this is off to a great start…

Matt actually rage quits.

Yes! It does get worse!

People like this game?

As in 83% positive?

Evo gets his hands on rockets but can't aim.

Seriously, 83%?

This game literally gave us headaches.

I used to feel something. I think I've been robbed of that by this game.

I feel nothing anymore.

Except for contempt.

And I'm a little hungry.

But aside from that,

NOTHING!!!

Matt and Amish have a chilled discussion about famous snakes in the first episode of Snake-Cast

Matt flies solo and talks about why How 2 Fail exists.

Matt and Amish are sleepy, so end up rambling about stupid things.

Well, stupidER things than usual.

Matt and Chris talk about the DC cinematic universe and how they would fix it.

Why show when you can explain everything?

Chris loses patience while Matt's dreams are realized.

Matt and Chris finish Beauty and the Beast. It can't get any worse, right?

Matt and Amish play soldiers and hunt down whoever the Government tells them too.

Matt takes on cocaine production and saves the orphans from not medicine.

Matt and Amish joke about Trump as they hunt down the source of corruption in Bolivia.

I was promised that this game looks like shit!

The internet lied to me!

Lets find some paths, and fire couches into the sun.